If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I will die if light touches me.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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