Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
tell me about the eggs
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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