If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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