it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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