I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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