WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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