white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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