Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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