he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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