Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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