Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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