btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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