We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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