Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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