Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So apparently I’m into choking now
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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