I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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