I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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