i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
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