i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
only you would photoshop your dick
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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