called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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