What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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