There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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