im about as happy as oj after his trial
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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