What did we do last night that was yellow?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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