last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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