i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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