i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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