What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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