i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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