There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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