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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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