Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
