Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Pants are for mortals
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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