what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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