no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
