I puked a lego.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!