Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
25 Medical Facts That Need To Be Common Knowledge
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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