dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.