So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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