I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I love how my cats smell like pot.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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