Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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