So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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