is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
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You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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