And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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