Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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