its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
What drink are we having for lunch?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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