What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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