my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
