Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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