you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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