She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize