there's paper in my vomit.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
