Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
