Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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